I don't need to flirt.
I'll seduce you with my awkwardness.*
*or rather with my kick-ass skills, because this is a professional website and everything.
Hailing from an itty bitty town in Louisiana known for meat pies and Steel Magnolias (yes, the movie!), I'm Alexis, a quirky writer with a penchant for romance novels and '90s R&B – which are kind of the same thing in my opinion. Everything I know about hard work, time management, and how to maintain a monochromatic wardrobe I learned from the Power Rangers.
I've got a B.A. in Mass Communication from Northwestern State University of Louisiana, where one of my greatest achievements ever took place: I danced on top of a cafeteria table and was threatened with "severe" disciplinary action, but ironically went on to receive the highest honor a student could instead.
Now back to those skills I mentioned. I know all about:
Writing. Editing. Photoshop. InDesign. HTML. SEO. Staging Instagram-worthy photos. Captioning those previously-mentioned photos. Deciphering the analytics on said photos. Making beignets from scratch. Choreographing bathroom-mirror dance routines, and a host of other things that would take up too much time to list.
Want to talk more about my career? Or movies? Or the reason I collect pens? Just give me a shout.